DISCLAIMER: This does not apply to every guy/girl/situation (I came up with this while contemplating random stuff in shower and we all know how powerful the shower contemplation is) so kindly don’t come after me if your situation is different and if any of this offends you, because it was completely unintentional (maybe). Also the red velvet cupcake is an example, so don’t tell me about how you don’t like red velvet; you may insert a favourite cupcake flavor instead to allow it to make sense to you.
So, after constantly hearing all these stories about how Guy A lost interest in Girl A, how Guy B just left without as much of a reason, why Guy C just got bored and how all of them returned after a while despite the fact that all girls were really loyal and everything and blah blah.
Which in girl language is commonly narrated as,“that loser just broke up with me and now he realizes how good I am and he’s back blah blah blah” “I never did anything wrong blah blah blah”, “he just stopped talking to me and now he wants us to get back”, “he told me he loved me, now he’s just changed, all men are the same old liars”, “he left me for Girl C, I’m so much better than her” yada yada.
Ladies, hold on. We all know that anything doesn't “just happen”,there’s always a process that leads to a certain conclusion. You may not see it happening when it’s happening because well most girls are pretty wrapped up in themselves to notice anything else.
Observing that, I have concluded this theory called the “The Cup *wait for it* Cake Theory”.
You know how you go into a bakery, and you see beautiful, yummy cupcakes, and your heart kind of goes all warm and you just want to reach out and taste one? Men see women as cupcakes (not literally, metaphorically). You go into the bakery try a cupcake that looks the most tempting, let’s say a Red Velvet Cupcake, you like it, it’s perfect to look at, it makes you want to stare at it forever, you really really like it,you eat another one, and another one till you've devoured a dozen, after that comes a point when even the sight of that cupcake would make you want to puke because, God, it tastes the same and you’re so full of it, and you’d rather have a Mocha Cupcake that suddenly looks much better than Red Velvet ever did, and let’s face it the taste of something new sounds so good. A month from then, you go to the bakery again, and you look at the red velvet cupcake, and you fall in love with it all over again and you realize that Mocha Cupcake might be good but Red Velvet would always be your favourite.
That’s what happens with men, they find an amazing woman, they go through the honeymoon phase where everything’s so perfect and the guy is a total sweetheart or whatever, but eventually the spontaneity dies, the excitement fades and the need for a new challenge and something new arises in a man. He goes for the mocha cupcake (Girl B), and it’s all good and awesome. But sometime passes and if Girl A was really a red velvet cupcake, the guy will eventually miss her, want her and go back to her. But if this happens one a too many times, he doesn't have a favorite cupcake, he’s a cupcake hogger. (it made sense in my head, I swear)
This is what happens, so point is... that there is no point. And maybe I’ll write another note on how girls make guys run away. Yes, maybe I will.
God, now I really crave a red velvet cupcake (literally ok?).
Written by : Alia Eva
So, after constantly hearing all these stories about how Guy A lost interest in Girl A, how Guy B just left without as much of a reason, why Guy C just got bored and how all of them returned after a while despite the fact that all girls were really loyal and everything and blah blah.
Which in girl language is commonly narrated as,“that loser just broke up with me and now he realizes how good I am and he’s back blah blah blah” “I never did anything wrong blah blah blah”, “he just stopped talking to me and now he wants us to get back”, “he told me he loved me, now he’s just changed, all men are the same old liars”, “he left me for Girl C, I’m so much better than her” yada yada.
Ladies, hold on. We all know that anything doesn't “just happen”,there’s always a process that leads to a certain conclusion. You may not see it happening when it’s happening because well most girls are pretty wrapped up in themselves to notice anything else.
Observing that, I have concluded this theory called the “The Cup *wait for it* Cake Theory”.
You know how you go into a bakery, and you see beautiful, yummy cupcakes, and your heart kind of goes all warm and you just want to reach out and taste one? Men see women as cupcakes (not literally, metaphorically). You go into the bakery try a cupcake that looks the most tempting, let’s say a Red Velvet Cupcake, you like it, it’s perfect to look at, it makes you want to stare at it forever, you really really like it,you eat another one, and another one till you've devoured a dozen, after that comes a point when even the sight of that cupcake would make you want to puke because, God, it tastes the same and you’re so full of it, and you’d rather have a Mocha Cupcake that suddenly looks much better than Red Velvet ever did, and let’s face it the taste of something new sounds so good. A month from then, you go to the bakery again, and you look at the red velvet cupcake, and you fall in love with it all over again and you realize that Mocha Cupcake might be good but Red Velvet would always be your favourite.
That’s what happens with men, they find an amazing woman, they go through the honeymoon phase where everything’s so perfect and the guy is a total sweetheart or whatever, but eventually the spontaneity dies, the excitement fades and the need for a new challenge and something new arises in a man. He goes for the mocha cupcake (Girl B), and it’s all good and awesome. But sometime passes and if Girl A was really a red velvet cupcake, the guy will eventually miss her, want her and go back to her. But if this happens one a too many times, he doesn't have a favorite cupcake, he’s a cupcake hogger. (it made sense in my head, I swear)
This is what happens, so point is... that there is no point. And maybe I’ll write another note on how girls make guys run away. Yes, maybe I will.
God, now I really crave a red velvet cupcake (literally ok?).
Written by : Alia Eva
I like the cupcake theory. I also like cupcakes. I have to say, the mocha one sounds delicious, even if she is a b**ch.
ReplyDeleteThis could work with a lot of things. Songs, for instance, can be thought of in the same way. You like a song but eventually get tired of listening to it. But if you listen to it after quite a while, you're suddenly in love with it again. Applies to a lot of things, but yes, it does make sense :D
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Well yes, it is delicious but your favourite remains favourite, you know :P
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